Knock! Knock!
Who's there?
Candice.
Candice who?
Candice door open, or am I stuck out here?
Knock-Knock Jokes
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These funny knock-knock jokes will keep everyone guessing. Bring these classic dad jokes back to life with our funny knock-knock jokes for kids and corny knock-knock jokes that’ll knock-knock your socks off.
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Knock-Knock Sass
Knock! Knock!
Who's there?
Says.
Says who?
Says me, that's who!
Downright Magical
Knock! Knock!
Who's there?
Voodoo.
Voodoo who?
Voodoo you think you are, asking all these questions?
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Locked Out
Knock! Knock!
Who's there?
Mikey.
Mikey who?
Mikey isn't working, can you let me in?
Brrr!
Knock! Knock!
Who's there?
Scold.
Scold who?
Scold outside, let me in!
Real Sharp
Knock! Knock!
Who's there?
Needle.
Needle who?
Needle little help getting in the door!
This Seems Familiar…
Knock! Knock!
Who's there?
Dejav.
Dejav who?
Knock! Knock!
Poet and You Don’t Even Know It
Knock! Knock!
Who's there?
Hike.
Hike who?
I didn't know you liked Japanese poetry!
Mistaken Identity
Knock! Knock!
Who's there?
I am.
I am who?
You tell me!!
Pigs Fly
Knock! Knock!
Who's there?
Oink oink.
Oink oink who?
Make up your mind—are you a pig, or an owl?!
Gladys Is At The Door
Q: Knock, knock.
A: Who’s there?
Q: Gladys.
A: Gladys, who?
Q: Gladys the weekend—no homework!
Knocking On My Door
Q: Knock, knock.
A: Who's there?
Q: Wooden shoe.
A: Wooden shoe, who?
Q: Wooden shoe like to know!
Fig-ures
Knock! Knock!
Who's there?
Figs.
Figs who?
Figs the doorbell, it's broken!
Snow Who?
Knock Knock!
Who's There?
Snow!
Snow who?
Snow laughing matter.
Wire Who?
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Wire.
Wire who?
Wire you always asking ‘who’s there’?
Abe Who?
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Abe.
Abe who?
Abe CDEFJH...
Ken Who?
Knock, Knock!
Who’s there?
Ken
Ken who?
Ken I come in? It's cold out here.
Witch Who?
Knock, Knock!
Who’s there?
Witch.
Witch who?
Witch one of you will give me some Halloween candy?
Eysore Who?
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Eysore
Eysore who?
Eysore do love you!
Leaf Who?
Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Leaf
Leaf Who?
Leaf Me Alone!
Radio Who?
Knock! Knock!
Who’s there?
Radio.
Radio who?
Radio not, here I come!
Cargo Who?
Knock, Knock
Who’s there?
Cargo!
Cargo who?
Car go beep, beep!
Amarillo Man
Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Amarillo
Amarillo who?
Amarillo nice guy!
Funny Nun
Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Nun
Nun who?
Nun of your business!
A Shoe-morous Joke
Knock! Knock!
Who's there?
Wooden shoe.
Wooden shoe who?
Wooden shoe like to hear another joke?
Lead Astray
Knock! Knock!
Who’s there?
A broken pencil.
A broken pencil who?
Never mind, it’s pointless.
Right On the Money
Knock! Knock!
Who’s there?
Robin.
Robin who?
Robin you—hand over the cash!
Howlin’ For You
Knock! Knock!
Who’s there?
Howl.
Howl who?
Howl you know if you don't open the door?
Go Nuts
Knock! Knock!
Who’s there?
Cash.
Cash who?
No thanks, I prefer peanuts.
Owls Say
Knock! Knock!
Who's there?
Owls say
Owls say who?
Yes, they do.
Art
Knock! Knock!
Who's there?
Art
Art who?
R2-D2, of course.
Kanga
Knock! Knock!
Who's there?
Kanga
Kanga who?
Actually, it's kangaroo.
Déja
Knock! Knock!
Who's there?
Déja
Déja who?
Knock! Knock!
No One
Knock! Knock!
Who's there?
No one
No one who?
*Remains silent*
Interrupting Cow
Knock! Knock!
Who's there?
Interrupting cow
Interruptin-
Mooooo!
Extraterrestrial
Knock! Knock!
Who's there?
An extraterrestrial
An extraterrestrial who?
Wait–how many extraterrestrials do you know?
Opportunity
Knock! Knock!
Who's there?
Opportunity
That's impossible. Opportunity doesn't come knocking twice!
Says
Knock! Knock!
Who's there?
Says
Says who?
Says me, that's who!
Honeybee
Knock! Knock!
Who's there?
Honeybee
Honeybee who?
Honeybee a dear and open the door, please.
Stopwatch
Knock! Knock!
Who's there?
Stopwatch
Stopwatch who?
Stopwatch you're doing and pay attention!
Europe
Knock! Knock!
Who's there?
Europe
Europe who?
No, you're a poo!
Candice
Knock! Knock!
Who's there?
Candice
Candice who?
Candice door open, or what?
Spell
Knock! Knock!
Who's there?
Spell
Spell who?
W-H-O
Voodoo
Knock! Knock!
Who's there?
Voodoo
Voodoo who?
Voodoo you think you are asking me so many questions?
Honeydew
Knock! Knock!
Who's there?
Honeydew
Honeydew who?
Honeydew you want to hear some garden jokes?
Two Knee
Knock! Knock!
Who's there?
Two knee
Two knee who?
Two knee fish!
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Water
Knock! Knock!
Who's there?
Water
Water who?
Water those plants or they're going to die!
Cash
Knock! Knock!
Who's there?
Cash
Cash who?
No thanks, but I'd love some peanuts!
Turnip
Knock! Knock!
Who's there?
Turnip
Turnip who?
Turnip the volume, I love this song!
Closure
Knock! Knock!
Who's there?
Closure
Closure who?
Closure mouth while you're chewing!
Beets
Knock! Knock!
Who's there?
Beets
Beets who?
Beets me!
Godiva
Knock! Knock!
Who's there?
Godiva
Godiva who?
Godiva terrible headache, do you have an aspirin?
Loaf
Knock! Knock!
Who's there?
Loaf
Loaf who?
I don't just like bread, I loaf it.
Pecan
Knock! Knock!
Who's there?
Pecan
Pecan who?
Pecan somebody your own size!
Control Freak
Knock! Knock!
Who's there?
Control Freak.
Con—
Okay, now you say, "Control Freak who?"
Impatient Cow
Knock! Knock!
Who's there?
Impatient cow.
Impatient co...
MOO!
Wanda
Knock! Knock!
Who's there?
Wanda
Wanda who?
Wanda hang out with me right now?
Who's there?
Wanda
Wanda who?
Wanda hang out with me right now?
Olive
Knock! Knock!
Who's there?
Olive.
Olive who?
Olive you and I don't care who knows it!
Ho-ho who?
Knock! Knock!
Who's there?
Ho-ho.
Ho-ho who?
You know, your Santa impression could use a little work.
Hanna who?
Knock! Knock!
Who's there?
Hanna.
Hanna who?
...Hanna partridge in a pear tree!
Mary and Abbey who?
Knock! Knock!
Who's there?
Mary and Abbey.
Mary and Abbey who?
Mary Christmas and Abbey New Year!
Irish who?
Knock! Knock!
Who's there?
Irish.
Irish who?
Irish you a Merry Christmas!
Santa who?
Knock! Knock!
Who's there?
Santa.
Santa who?
Santa email reminding you I’d be here, and you STILL make me wait in the cold!
Snow who?
Knock! Knock!
Who's there?
Snow.
Snow who?
Snow use. I forgot my name again!
Yule Log
Knock! Knock!
Who's there?
Yule log.
Yule log who?
Yule log the door after you let me in, won't you?
Carmen
Knock! Knock!
Who's there?
Carmen.
Carmen who?
Carmen let me in already!
Convex
Knock! Knock!
Who's there?
Convex.
Convex who?
Convex go to prison!
Ya
Knock! Knock!
Who's there?
Ya.
Ya who?
I'm excited to see you too!
Sherlock
Knock! Knock!
Who's there?
Sherlock.
Sherlock who?
Sherlock your door shut tight.
Scold
Knock! Knock!
Who's there?
Scold.
Scold who?
Scold outside—let me in!
Robin
Knock! Knock!
Who's there?
Robin.
Robin who?
Robin you! Hand over your cash!
Police
Knock! Knock!
Who's there?
Police.
Police who?
Police hurry—I'm freezing out here!
Otto
Knock! Knock!
Who's there?
Otto.
Otto who?
Otto know what's taking you so long!
